Well today was rather boring.
I thought maybe SOMETHING would be going on, but no! I went outside for a while and sat staring at the road, but not even a car went past. So I went hunting for a while but everything was hiding, and that mouse I've been keeping locked in the living room finally escaped with the help of some idiotic humans last night. Honestly, I just don't know where they get these stupid ideas.
Then when I come in to get some sleep, away from this boredom, some human picks me up going "SCHWOOOOBYWOOOBYWOOOOBLESFUZZZHYWUZZZHZ HHZBABABABABABABAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" so I quickly run outside again to vomit.
I thought maybe SOMETHING would be going on, but no! I went outside for a while and sat staring at the road, but not even a car went past. So I went hunting for a while but everything was hiding, and that mouse I've been keeping locked in the living room finally escaped with the help of some idiotic humans last night. Honestly, I just don't know where they get these stupid ideas.
Then when I come in to get some sleep, away from this boredom, some human picks me up going "SCHWOOOOBYWOOOBYWOOOOBLESFUZZZHYWUZZZHZ
